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Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom

By: Celia Rivenbark

Price: $7.00

Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin: September 2007

Seller ID: 107894

ISBN: 0312339941

Condition: Used - Good


Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover: *How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)*Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons)*ebay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on ebay"*... View more info

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We're Just Like You, Only Prettier: Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle

By: Celia Rivenbark

Price: $6.50

Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin: February 2005

Seller ID: 103501

ISBN: 031231244X

Condition: Used - Good


Why couldn't the Sopranos survive living down South? Simple. You can't shoot a guy full of holes after eating chicken and pastry, spoon bread, okra, and tomatoes. What does a Southern woman consider grounds for divorce? When daddy takes the kids out in public dressed in their pajama tops and Tweety Bird swim socks. Again. What is the Southern woman's opinion of a new "fat virus" theory? Bring it on We've got a lot of skinny friends we need to sneeze on. In t... View more info

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Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

By: Celia Rivenbark

Price: $7.00

Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin: May 2006

Seller ID: 89860

ISBN: 0312343426

Condition: Used - Good


From the wickedly hilarious pen of Southern humorist Celia Rivenbark comes a collection of essays that brings to mind Dave Barry (in high heels) or Jeff Foxworthy (in a prom dress). Step into the wacky world of "womanless wedding" fund-raisers, in which Bubbas wear boas. Meet two sisters who fight rural boredom by washing Budweiser cans and cutting them into pieces to make clothing. Learn why the word "snow" sends any right-thinking Southerner careening to the Food L... View more info